Jesse

Jesse is a fictional character played by Mark Williams in the BBC comedy sketch show "The Fast Show".

He's a verbally challenged country bumpkin who exits his shed and exclaims his strange diets (as seen in season 2 and a Christmas special), fashion tastes (season 3 only) and experiments (The Last Fast Show Ever).

Jesse's notable quotes
This week, I'ave been 'mostly eating ... TARAMASALATA!'

This week, I 'aven't been 'ungry.

'This season, I'll be mostly wearing ... A THONG!'

This week, I 'ave been 'mostly eating ... PROZAC!'

This week, I 'ave been 'mostly eating ... Bourbon Biscuits!'

This week, I 'ave been 'mostly eating ... Acorns!'

This week, I 'ave been 'mostly eating ... Rasberry Pop-Tarts!'

This week, I 'ave been 'mostly eating ... Roast Chickens!'