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I'm a geezer i'll nick anything.

Chris Jackson is a fictional character from the BBC sketch comedy the Fast Show, played by Paul Whitehouse.

Chris is a 'one-man crime wave', a Cockney who is quite happy to warn his victims that he's dodgy before he steals from them.

He will 'nick anything'. His catchphrase is 'I'm a little bit weerrrr, a little bit weeeeeey, a little bit dodgy!'