Jesse, played by Williams
Jesse is a fictional character played by Mark Williams in the BBC comedy sketch show "The Fast Show".
He's a verbally challenged country bumpkin who exits his shed and explains his strange diets (as seen in season 2 and a Christmas special), fashion tastes (season 3 only) and experiments (The Last Fast Show Ever).
Jesse's notable quotes:[]
'This week, I'are been mostly eating ... TARAMASALATA!'
'This week, I 'aren't been 'ungry.'
'This season, I'll be mostly wearing ... A THONG!'
'This week, I 'are been mostly eating ... PROZAC!'
'This week, I are been mostly eating ... Bourbon Biscuits!'
'This week, I 'are been mostly eating ... Acorns!'
'This week, I 'are been mostly eating ... Raspberry Pop-Tarts!'
'This week, I are been mostly eating ... Roast Chickens!'